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tastefullyoffensive:

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

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janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

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salatrix:

I just want a story where two people break up, and both of those people have one friend or family member that threatened the other if they ever hurt them

So that one friend or that family member both go after the ex of the person important to them, run into each other and hate each other first, like how dare you side with that person that hurt my important people! Then just.. Fail into love. Not fall, but fail into it.

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

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cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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