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Hi! My name is Zoey but you can call me mom, and I blog for fun when I'm not reading or watching TV. If you want to talk, ask me random questions or compliment me I'm always listening. I apologize for my tragic Sterek obsession.

I have the ability to use the word “fucking” in a paper I’m writing for my history class and I’m so tempted…it would be in context.

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My school has a student directory that makes it obscenely simple to stalk. I should probably get help.

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a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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asexual and aromantic visibility is So Important because I’ve never seen a single aro/ace self-discovery story that didn’t include some variation of the phrase “I thought I was broken.” 

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same guy who said this

he’s my fucking hero

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6 months in jail for being a responsible father.


6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

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I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

i would die laughing

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Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

He also looks like this, if that helps at all


This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy 

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Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

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when your crush tells you about how attractive someone else is


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she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating

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