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Hi! My name is Zoey but you can call me mom, and I blog for fun when I'm not reading or watching TV. If you want to talk, ask me random questions or compliment me I'm always listening. I apologize for my tragic Sterek obsession.

I have the ability to use the word “fucking” in a paper I’m writing for my history class and I’m so tempted…it would be in context.

9.1912:01 AM

My school has a student directory that makes it obscenely simple to stalk. I should probably get help.

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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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snarkhunts:

asexual and aromantic visibility is So Important because I’ve never seen a single aro/ace self-discovery story that didn’t include some variation of the phrase “I thought I was broken.” 

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missveryvery:

same guy who said this

he’s my fucking hero

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coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

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queerboiswag:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

i would die laughing

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

madameatomicbomb:

kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

He also looks like this, if that helps at all

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This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy 

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clrama:

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       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

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yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

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joshpeck:

when your crush tells you about how attractive someone else is

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socialworkgradstudents:

korythedirtyracetraitor:

longlivexxxx:

[x]

she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating

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